Sunday, September 28, 2008

Formaldehyde Duck Dogs

I never in my life thought I would have a dream about Celine Dion. But I guess I moved to Montreal. I had the BEST dream last night.

First Lindsay Lohan was pregnant with two golden retrievers. She gave birth and kept them in a flower pot and named one of them "Later." Then I was at an art show where my mom and Celine Dion were showing. Celine Dion had a duck on a plinth. I accidentally kicked it and it came alive and started pecking people. The security guard thought that if he clicked his tongue the duck would stop pecking people and then I laughed at him. My mom's piece was a Cocker Spaniel in formaldehyde. It was really creepy because the dog was still alive and sniffing in the formaldehyde but it was decaying at the same time. Then Celine Dion was giving lectures about the brain at school. I don't remember the rest, but that's all I need to know. 

3 comments:

Hidey A. Face said...

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08208k40zb8eY/610x.jpg

Gringles said...

dude I KNOW
i hadn't even heard of damien hirst until last week in my sculpture class
he holds the record for the most expensive piece of art ever bought
DOOD
if i made a cocker spaniel in formaldehyde i would be $$$ right now

rodrigo said...

soƱar con Lindsay Lohan es lo mejor que te puede pasar en la vida